mama, here
comes midnight,
with the dead
moon in its jaw


miranda ✦ 30 ✦ she/ae ✦ white ✦ don't follow if you're a minor ✦ terfs fuck off

1:24 21 July 20233002

effeminate-wastrel:

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0:56 21 July 2023123395

unkemptmind:

zvyozdochka:

unkemptmind:

zvyozdochka:

I haven’t had sex in 4 weeks

This comment goes. Lol, no idea what this means. But fuck it, right? No? Ok. More cigs plz. But for real, this girl is awesome, so jealous of her multiple men that she’s with. I’d probably like, quit my job tbh

What

Lol. Win. This girl is the best, I’d blow all of my little cash fund to see her, but. Fuck life

0:29 21 July 202332933

drowsylawliet:

yeah im a dilf (disgusting insane little freak)

20:20 20 July 202376

fallingtowers:

fallingtowers:

congratulations to my neighbor for currently getting laid

oh here’s round 2. judging from the noises i’m hearing either he’s making some lucky lady very happy or we’re dealing with some kind of demonic possession scenario

possibly someone is giving birth?

20:12 20 July 202376

fallingtowers:

congratulations to my neighbor for currently getting laid

oh here’s round 2. judging from the noises i’m hearing either he’s making some lucky lady very happy or we’re dealing with some kind of demonic possession scenario

19:26 20 July 202376

congratulations to my neighbor for currently getting laid

  
18:49 20 July 202318

in the 00s when i was a teenager you could psychologically torture someone by asking them if they were “the fag in the cage,” thereby putting them in an impossible position. they couldn’t say yes, because obviously they wouldn’t want to admit to being the fag in the cage. but if they said no you’d just pretend to panic and shout “the fag is loose! the fag is loose!”

  
15:31 20 July 2023561

fallingtowers:

remembering the time i showed my dad knives out and he was like “i thought it was good up until that long explanation at the end” like bro how do you think murder mysteries work

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13:51 20 July 2023163805

wyldstallyn:

wyldstallyn:

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love him

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0:28 20 July 2023168132

elevan:

puto-papi:

antiandrogen:

puto-papi:

violaslayvis:

Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.

Cargo Shorts are useful when you’re meeting a white bear in the desert and have to carry Gun Oil, condoms, weed, a crowler of craft beer and your 3DS XL with pokemon moon so

Just carry a purse…

But I told him I was masc :(

:(