I haven’t had sex in 4 weeks
This comment goes. Lol, no idea what this means. But fuck it, right? No? Ok. More cigs plz. But for real, this girl is awesome, so jealous of her multiple men that she’s with. I’d probably like, quit my job tbh
What
Lol. Win. This girl is the best, I’d blow all of my little cash fund to see her, but. Fuck life
congratulations to my neighbor for currently getting laid
oh here’s round 2. judging from the noises i’m hearing either he’s making some lucky lady very happy or we’re dealing with some kind of demonic possession scenario
possibly someone is giving birth?
congratulations to my neighbor for currently getting laid
oh here’s round 2. judging from the noises i’m hearing either he’s making some lucky lady very happy or we’re dealing with some kind of demonic possession scenario
in the 00s when i was a teenager you could psychologically torture someone by asking them if they were “the fag in the cage,” thereby putting them in an impossible position. they couldn’t say yes, because obviously they wouldn’t want to admit to being the fag in the cage. but if they said no you’d just pretend to panic and shout “the fag is loose! the fag is loose!”
remembering the time i showed my dad knives out and he was like “i thought it was good up until that long explanation at the end” like bro how do you think murder mysteries work
Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.
Cargo Shorts are useful when you’re meeting a white bear in the desert and have to carry Gun Oil, condoms, weed, a crowler of craft beer and your 3DS XL with pokemon moon so
Just carry a purse…
But I told him I was masc :(
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